I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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