He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Found the puke drawer
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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