okay pat passed out under dana's car
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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