Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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