So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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