After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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