Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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