Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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