I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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