i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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