Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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