dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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