another moral hangover. fuck.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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