Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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