He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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