You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Holy sore nipples Batman
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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