I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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