you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
nutella sex= disaster
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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