only if we run a train.
done.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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