no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have fence marks all over my body
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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