As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
