You made me cry and you don't even care
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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