Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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