Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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