i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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