Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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