garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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