so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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