white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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