BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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