The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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