Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
