and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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