you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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