Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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