We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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