I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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