You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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