Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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