I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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