I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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