Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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