By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
