if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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