Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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