so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he was CRYING into my vagina
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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