Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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