Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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