so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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