it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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