I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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