Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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