I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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