'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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