Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
