? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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