physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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